...only those who risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go.!
-T.S.Elliot

6 November 2008

Yes "He" can...And us?

Carrying a middle name of Hussein and a colored skin, Barack Obama has done what very few others have in history.
Stand up, and stand strong against the conventional and being successful!

Well, I am here trying to draw parallels (or perpendiculars??) between this historic politician and our beloved Ram-Rajya Mantris!

For donkeys years now, Indian politicians always resort to mudslinging during elections, calling names a times completely out of context. Bulk of the “talk” time is “spend” on glorifying what the previous Government could not achieve. While the incumbent stick to what the Government has achieved!
What about the manifesto?
Oops! Start scratching their heads and release a “CD” or a “Corporate Presentation” (err Catalogues!). Come on, do we ever get to see that? Of-course not! No one really cares to read a Manifesto! Okay, I will correct myself; the opposition sure reads that! They need issues to attack the other during the next 5 years don’t they!

The way in which Obama guided American Voters to believe that there is something he could do to bring about that “change”, is nothing different from what an Advani or a Sonia Gandhi does. Politics, in its very nature BEGINS from rhetoric BUT has to conclude at delivering the Governance.

However, it is the grace in which Obama managed to garner the respect of the voters across the races. Colored and White skins together! Apart from his personal Charisma and oratory, most of the grace comes from the system of American Politicians to conduct themselves.

• Obama - McCain did very little of attacking each other, rather each of them claimed to be better equipped to handle American Issues better.
At our end; Congress MP Rajesh Khanna attacks Vajpayee questioning “We may have to ask the Prime Minister how, without being married, he has a son-in-law. Who is married to whom?”
And our dear George Fernandes responds to Sonia Gandhi “``what is her contribution to the nation? The two children she gave birth to.'' A BJP leader in Gujarat even called Sonia a bar-girl who danced in an Italian nightclub!

• Obama - McCain argued on Taxation, Outsourcing, and Health Care since these are the current issues America is fighting.
While we only heard “Reservations” and “Free TV’s!” “Free Electricity” and “We are for YOU” war cries!
This time though, I am sure we have “Marathi Vs Biharis” added “to taste”, just like you add salt “to taste”.

• Agendas keep changing in the US. While Bush argued Afghanistan and Iraq War, since USA could afford to do so that time. Obama went all out to end it. Bush Argued in his time for Homeland Security, Obama – McCain pressed the need of economic resurgence.
Too sad we end up listening to stories of ending Corruption for past 50years! Roti, bijli sadak are promised every year since Independence. Wonder when these are coming! Agree they are being delivered in small quanta’s, but when are we going to move on? Will issues ever change?

• Every Presidential candidate has an option to use the funds from the Federal system, which allows every American to donate 3$ from the Tax he pays to the Fed to the Election Fund. Of course Obama went all out to secure the funds from the public who paid the donations “legally” through the Internet!
Now, I wonder who is funding our politicians!??
The last Obama – McCain election campaign raised an estimated 1Billion US$ i.e. around Rs.4600 Crores. American population being 300million, and hence indeed works out to 3$ per capita donation!
What if we were to allow 1$ or say Rs.50 from every Tax Payer to the election fund on an Avg, cant we raise Rs.5000Crores? End to Corruption forever? Meaning, no party to spend on Winning Elections, hence no “recovery” during 5years of power and hence better governance?



• It is remarkable how Presidential Candidates sit across the same table and argue on National Television on they would get things right. There is a mark of respect to each other despite the dog fight! It is all in good taste and dignity.
"Beloved" Prakash Jawdekar, BJP and "Admirable" Abhishek Singhvi, Congress (both respective Spokesperson) make a mockery of our constitutional “Right to Freedom of Expression” by going absolutely at each other every time NDTV or IBN-7 gives them a phone call! Grow up guys!
Please stop insulting our intelligence!


It is remarkable how Presidential Candidates and their politics are given at least a clean colour, despite all the dirtiness behind it. The very sanctity of the coveted chair is kept in high moral ground and respected.
And it is just about time the Indian Democracy realizes that we are no longer just a large country with the second highest population and an extremely buoyant growing economy. We are a responsible and significantly important political power in Global Politics.

Obama proved he can. He let go of petty politics and called for America to Unite. He called for an end to political division at the hour of crisis. To add to this glorious moment in history, even McCain responds that they are Americans in the end and will need to resolve issues together!

At least, to start with we can try to a bit more “decent”? Parliament listening?

26 July 2008

Somnath Pulls a Stunner!

When was the last time we heard of a “speaker” of our version of the “house of commons” (read Lok Sabha) on the front page headlines for almost a fortnight! ?

Mr. Somnath Chatterjee, sitting MP of the current Lok Sabha

He has remarkably been elected to the Lok Sabha in all successive elections right from his first ever in 1971! That talks a lot from the constituency he is elected from and the kind of trust his “subjects” endow on him.

He was of course elected to be the Speaker of the House unopposed after the UPA Govt was sworn in May 2004 and a staunch Leftist for 40 years on a trot!

What he has done for the past fortnight is quite out in the open. My introspection remains on the possible outcomes if I were to be allowed to speculate on the a few political events that might come along!

To start with, let’s admit that it is a brave act to defy the party line and perform an unpopular act. And at a time, which is the evening of an illustrious political career!

But this one was for the Speaker of the Lok Sabha.
But was it really such a brave decision or a canny one?

...the Left comrades are a distant lot whose predominance has been in the West Bengal and Kerala. The party or the lets put it that the “Left Ideology” in itself has disgruntled voters over decades now.

I would be speculating immensely, but firmly believe that the current West Bengal Govt could be the last “ever” Leftist Govt for that state!!

Anti-incumbency was never a factor, since 3 decades is long for a singular rule! So lets that out.

While the emergence of Mamta Banerjee with the Trinamool Congress at some point very soon will challenge the Left in its backyard and of course the natural successor to the throne, it is incumbent Left at the Centre itself that spells doom for itself!

Left’s stint at the Centre has been characterized by perhaps being the single largest opposition to the Ruling Alliance itself.

Lack of political vision and strategies seemed the very obvious reasons for its opposition to most of the Govt’s initiatives.

Opposing FDI in retail, Disinvestment in PSUs, Isurance reforms, etc etc, and of course the most talked about N-Deal! Guys we need that nuclear fuel!!

If I were an illiterate Bengali voter, I would see the developed states with investments, opportunities, changing outlook, lifestyles!

I would see “my” Left comrades being laughed out at as the “real” opposition.

I would finally see that the Left despite being a member of the ruling coalition sitting right outside the Govt with not a single Portfolio, and that too demanded it so!

I see some Mr.Prakash Karat , who has never won an election and a non-Bengali become what is known to be the Left face!

I finally acknowledge that post the Trust Vote, the Left has been thrown out of the corridors of New Delhi, not because of political rivalry purely, but primarily because of political “behaviors”.

I reconsider my vote, the next time a Comrade comes to my little village for votes, because despite the entire “circus” nothing has really changed outside my courtyard.

I am finally fed up as even Jyoti Basu is talking about reforms, and the rest of the pack doesn’t even understand what Reforms mean.

Now back to the real me, I predict that the Left will lose the next election in the state and shall not form a Govt in Bengal for a long time, while at the Centre they would bag no more than 20 MP’s from the current 60 something they managed!

And THIS, I firmly believe was one of the many things running through Mr. Chatterjee’s mind!

Mr.Somnath’s Chatterjee could not have achieved anything beyond what he already has in his political career a fortnight ago.

Another fact. Unlike the Chinese comrades, the desi version has too much of an inertia getting out of its own mould. Communists in the Indian Democracy are done with and cannot be revived beyond any tiny stubborn factions. We need something happening afresh with Dark Spectacle framed, white starched Kurta clad Leftists.

Resigning from the post of Speaker would make him vulnerable from the diatribe of UPA and NDA alike. And indeed would have twisted the turn of events even more than it already had done. A Trust Vote without a Speaker! Maybe the Rajya Sabha Speaker would have been roped in, but some kind of “Political Stigme” he would have had to face after the UPA has won, would have blotted his long public life.

UPA win or loss, the Left was anyways out of the Ruling Coalition.

And perhaps though, their last EVER stint in the ruling coalitions for decades to come, unless of course some drastic change of events in the “mentality” of Leftist in this country.

Somnath Chatterjee has pulled off an absolutely amazing act, by staying on as the Speaker to convene the Trust Vote.

He maintained the sanctity of the post of the Speaker in its truest sense.

He has all of a sudden become politically “independent”

And most importantly not being included in the most “hated” lot for the time being. (Read THE LEFT)

His party might go to ditches back in West Bengal next elections, but he has won some political accolades in New Delhi. This in turn is his “own” political survival which was otherwise doomed just like his party’s.

A possible influence could be by being the Speaker of the Lok Sabha; the duty itself needs to be discharged quite impartially. Hence, some kind of moral ground being held by him personally against the Party Ideology. It indeed would have been one scene, if he would have to vote in case of a tie. My take, he would have voted for the UPA.

He now becomes an independent, Speaker of the Lok Sabha and truly demonstrated as being the rightful custodian of the Parliament. And at the moment has become everybody’s darling! I am sure the Left is kicking its own for having to “compulsorily” remove him from the party membership.

All this, I speculate he could be the contender for the next President of the India! Proposed by none another but both the BJP or the UPA, whichever is power next! And that time around though, there would be no "foreign hand"!

9 April 2008

Lemuria

How many of you have felt this?!!

17 January 2008

Living with Differences

Evolution of society the way it has, has influenced humans for the way we think and the differences we harbor, especially the communal ones. The reasoning lies deep into our psyche not as a personality trait, but as a part of fundamental upbringing we are brought up with. Political scenarios of various ages, though have been primarily responsible in reinforcement of these differences and creation of vast nations, states and hence communities. Our history from the ancient past stands testimony to this argument. In spite of those inevitable differences, if we are to continue to live and not coexist, we must learn to willfully and respectfully accommodate the other. The “forces” shall remain opportunists to every event of “differences”… But indeed they are nothing but a reflection of society and hence of you and me.

-Niliesh Gurnani

The evolution of society might have well lied in those innumerable events that went unrecorded in any of those historical manuscripts. An “act”, subconscious or deliberate in intent, by any of the constituents of society would have had a reaction from the others. The succeeding chain of events would have began with introspection, conflict within, leading to the formation of “group”ism, ambition to overcome the other, and finally a “resolution” leading to creation of history what we know as. These events often must have decided destiny of clans & communities, regions or even nations. Theses events were most often than not, resulted out of difference of opinions and egos of men and clans obsessed with their fundamentals of the “right way”.

This by no means is purely an educated speculation of the communal nature of human society but the most logical reasoning of the vast number of communities, sects, and why leave alone nations, being formed. Will give due regard to natural inhabitants of a particular mass of land, and their right to ownership of that piece of land. But divisions amongst EVEN them must have been formed on the very basis of fundamental “differences”!

If one were to ponder over the divisions of society that mankind has been successful in creating within itself, the introspection will reveal one nation as a standout from the rest. Yes, I am talking about India if you still didn’t guess the obvious. We continue to divide ourselves, as late as the years of the 2000s and one wonders if it stops here! Some would argue that we ourselves are one sixth of World’s Population, and such a large number of divisions are bound to come. Even China, harboring more the other sixth, has a history of innumerable clans which today co-exist in modern state, just like India. So the “numbers” make up for themselves and the number of divisions well justified.

Even politics of Louisiana continues to be largely communal with the fact that, a third of population is Catholic. Bobby Jindal, the first Indian-American Governor, is always credited with victory to the fact he departed from Hinduism in his young phase, changed his first name from ‘Piyush’ to ‘Bobby’ to sound like the one of the land. Shias and Sunnis continue to hold ground against each other world over, the infamous Capitalists Vs Communists, and lines always divided passionately between the fans of a Manchester United– Liverpool league game. Even though sport is always never looked at from this point of view and slated only to be a matter of passion, the passion indeed arises out “regionalism” of one’s team, hence of various communities of people.

But we as a country have far more reasons of divisions within, than just the boundaries of a state or our religions. When there are more than 800 dialects for the language of Hindi, this manifests itself into an enormous number of communities and ways of life our 1.2billion population are divided into. This in turn, no doubts, builds our rich culture and heritage as there might be more than ten thousand ways of preparation of even dal-rice, but results in more than a million Gods, and religious beliefs we so staunchly stand by. These in turn create the stubbornness in our very unique way of life, which is precisely what defines us quite distinctly from the rest of the world.

These divisions seem perfectly fine, as we exercise the one of its kind morale of Unity in Diversity. We have large amounts of migrating population, which in a bid to live more prosperously move towards “supposedly” better states just like Bihairs migrating to the “Rajdhani’s”, the South Indians to the north, vice versa. We have festivals celebrated unilaterally, social organizations being made up of all kinds of people, shanty hutments beside multiplexes, cricket matches! You couldn’t ask for a better harmonious model of human existence than this!

So then, where does it all go wrong? Are we truly living peacefully with the differences born within or just about hanging on the edge, waiting for an opportunity to lash out, at the other? The fact that we continue to be divided, rather communalized historically, by the “forces” and not by the “will of the masses” is my point of introspection.

By “forces” I don’t just mean the political ones of today’s multi-party democracy, but our entire “social engineering” existing from the ancient past. And off-course all these were political in nature. Often under the pretext of having a representation of the masses, these “forces” have acted to their best vested interests and termed it as the “will of the masses”. It’s far too obvious that social rules, regulations, laws and hence divisions were formed not by the masses, but by parliaments, elected representatives, religious heads, darbari’s, birbal’s and wise men with “power” in hand.

Countless number of Princely States and an equal number of power centers, frequent battles within, wars to take over states, the Harijans, the Rajputs, the Brahmins, the Kshtriyas. All suggest our politics and social engineering historically seems to be routed deep in the divisions and creating newer ones. Irrespective of the nature of the era they belong, political origin, party they belong, and history they carry, they all constitute together what I call as the “forces” of the Great India Diversity.

These “forces” often comprise of men with “patriarchal” intellect and commanding “personas” who so often possess those skills of “mass persuasion” and hence successful in creating those divisions, mostly arising out of their own ambitions and the so called manipulated or rather “projected” will of the masses. It would have been no different in 1550s as it is in the 2000s, as our fundamentals have remained the same. It’s only the “dynamics” that seem to have moved far ahead.

As human society has evolved in the way it has, we have by our birth right the liberty to maintain our opinions and views, and further an undisputed right of expression of the same. These opinions often turn emotional and sentimental in nature when they are in the context of one’s religion or community. Exercising the Right of Expression needs to be done with caution when you tread on those lines. Harmony doesn’t arise out of coexisting with the differences between any two, rather being respectful to and accommodating the other. Often, the “expression” is responsible for erratic events more than any other reason.

Harmony indeed is lost, when we talk about reservations to a particular community. It is lost when a kid is made to realize and write his caste and religion on the enrolment form in school, maybe for the purpose of census. It is lost when a Godhra or Gurjars-Meenas clash occur due to the will of the “forces”. Harmony is lost, when Ram Setu becomes a subject of debate, rather than one’s personal matter of faith!

Unfortunately, violence is the most natural outcome of any kind communal spat. Its potential is well known to the “forces”, while the “subjects” inflicting the violence on the other have a sadistic satisfaction out of the same. It’s how we humans have come to evolve. Violence has been the most walked path when ever there is a need of protection of “self”. This is a reality and it’s another fundamental aspect of a human mind. This is more profound when it is communal, because religion is often regarded so sacred, that protection of a community, even if it is supposedly “projected” by the “forces”, is taken up by many as a self-imposed purpose of life.

Without getting into details of every incident of communal violence, as it is beyond the scope, there cannot be a “mass movement” without a method, or an able and organized leadership supporting it. “Herds” don’t possess the collective intellect or sort of direction, as it is only a force which has potential only when it receives able direction. And hence, “forces” are well placed through their influence to “guide” the “herds” either towards the harmony, or igniting the passions further. If only communal riots and violence were born out of itself, would it have been fairly easy to curb by the administrators. Because it is NOT, it percolates to every corner of habitation like a forest fire.

The incidents of violence not only affect the direct “participants” and “the organizers” but they affect the communities as well. The incidents invite widespread opinion and reaction. Sentiments begin to seep in from “fellow” mates and often succeed over intelligence and common sense. All of a sudden Love thy neighbor becomes a sin. And this is where all the harmony that was achieved prior to the incident begins to be lost.

The part of the population that never directly gets involved in the violent acts begin to form stronger opinions, reinforce the age old theories of hatred and is thus divided more deeply. These form stronger ideologies either, For or Against, a particular community. Over time, which could be as short as the incident itself, the ideology spreads, and the lesser influential community is “labeled” and becomes what we today politically know as “minority”. Minorities always and will exist, but it is the way the minorities are handled by the governing system with a tremendous amount of bias, that is inviting my flak.

The active involvement of the “forces” in these “differences” is what gives the entire façade a strong reasoning, logic or reality notwithstanding. Communities have a platform to justify all that happened, and further pursue the cause in the name of religion. The movement is sustained for ages, and kept fresh & alive in every successive generation by the “forces” as if it were a part of mandatory and essential education! How would we be free of the divide? Where do we find the harmony? Or our history is so much reflecting in our attitude that we fail to differentiate between rationalism and fanatism? Would we “live” or simply “coexist” in the guise of living with the “differences” that is so inevitable in nature?

On the very positive side, our upbringing involves in it cultural values, and a faith towards ones religion and community. The numbers of deities itself manifests the various aspects of the Indian way of life and is unique unlike any society. Various avatars of “Krishna” himself provide the understanding of various philosophies of life. Religion always teaches one to respect and accommodate, and try to do away with the human instinct of superiority over others.

Somewhere in the process of following ones religion and the subtle patriotism towards ones community, is born the “stubbornness” and over time converts to “intolerance”. These are human tendencies which are inherited, and preaching to get rid of such traits, are best left to the satsangis. However, these traits are real, natural and harbored further by the environment we live in, and finally reinforced by history and the “forces”. Rajnish Osho famously said “don’t try to destroy with the darkness, instead light up new candles”.

We shall live harmoniously perhaps only if the “intolerance” remains superficial and not deep within, being restricted to ones opinion & judgment within the personal domain, and doesn’t culminate into an ambition of elimination of the other “opinion”. We indeed live in harmony with these differences, if you and I agree to disagree on each other ways, but still eventually travel together, side by side. The “forces” are opportunists which thrive on such communal ambitions, and History itself is the proof of such events of intense differences!

Taking a leaf out from an animated motion picture Lion King, where it famously explained the vicious circle of life “the goat eats the grass, the lion eats the goat and when the lion dies, it becomes the grass”! There cannot be a better anecdote to summarize how to live with the differences!

28 November 2007

[[listen to it with speakers ON]

...well these comments indeed took some while to come, but I "always wanted" to write on the above piece of video! a subtle urge to appreciate the very best!

The above commercial sure provides ample inspiration for one to own an SUV. A mind-boggling compilation! I wonder if there has been ever a commercial like this, which will make you watch it over and over again...somewhere surely it satisfies the "adrenaline" that it creates!

Even though advt far "exceeded" the product itself, it nevertheless gave a boost to the dying Tata Safari a few years ago!

Commercial advts beamed into living rooms, are often regarded as the most critical marketing ploy when it comes to consumer products. They more often than create a sentiment of "purchase" and drive the sales. Tata's Safari was always a non-starter ever since it was born! Nagging issues, poor fit -finish, "drawn down saggy" engine, "not so great" ride quality, and practically everything else with the SUV seemed to be wrong...And every time they had a variant coming, it was no more than the same old wine in a new bottle!

Getting back to the advt, its a flawless work of thoughts put together!
The one thing that makes this advt a masterpiece indeed is the content, way the "content" is put across and off-course along with the sound-track that runs in the background. Though its inspired from the number "Summer Overture", its been re-creating quite differently and almost to perfection!

The built up to the peak, is quite dramatic. The phrases like "I always wanted to quit on Monday morning", "I always wanted to chase the rain"! "Always wanted..."

...doesn't leave anything to be said!

2 November 2007

...so how ridiculous are they?

For a hypothetical situation, if politics was indeed a subject of fine “arts”, and there was a university directly under the jurisdiction of a Private Body named Association of Former Member of Parliament, we would have had parliamentarians with graduate degrees like B.Tech (Mud-slinging), Post Graduate Diploma (“Mass” Communication) or maybe some thing like a Ph.D. (“Denial” Practices)!

The most important course offered by such a hypothetical university shall indeed a Management Training Program (read short term crash courses) in the event of a "new" fellow being accidentally elected. This will be on topics like
“Committee Formation”,
“Handling situations by recourse to Inquiry Commissions and Resignation Demands” or something like

“How to handle Law and Order Situation, when your party is in opposition”!

There have been various incidents comical debates between our elected politicians, which quite evidently reveal the obvious even though the denial is pursued till an event of the representative changes his party in the future time. This kind cacophony our Honourable Ministers indulge in, provide more entertainment than governance.

A few of them which I can recollect:

=== “Hamari desh ki Bhasha mein bolo!” by the now, Hon Minister of Railways Mr. Lalu PrasadjiYadav! In his typical theatrical performance demanded that BJP’s Yashwant Sindhi, then the Finance Minister addressing the Parliament on the Budget, should be done in Hindi and not in English! Someone please ask Lalu, if he knows what “inflation” is called in Hindi! I for one have no idea! Off course, Lalu would have forgotten about it, since he was then in the opposition. And it is forbidden by the “laws of politics” to remember any issue which had prevailed during the time when you were in the opposition!

===The ever so confused Mr.Vilasrao Deshmukh has only himself to blame. During every issue he is caught on the wrong foot. When farmers were committing suicide, he was somewhere else. When Bal Thackeray was being mentioned in the Mumbai Riots case, he accidentally mentions that “There is no evidence against Balasaheb”. He must have had a phone call from Delhi, reminding him that it is Narayan Rane who has left Shiv Sena and not Bal Thackeray. Our man immediately corrects himself saying “I have been misquoted and ShreeKrishna Commission has already put in place, and report will talk”. Wonder if BJP-Shiv Sena said this to Congress “Listen guys, you keep quiet on ShreeKrishna and we keep quiet on the Bofors!”

===H D Dewe Gowda, perhaps is the most revered err remembered PM of this country. He seriously was so bored, that he would take long naps in the middle, and would simply sign on Bills, and Acts. Well, now that he has lost his sleep, I sure know why. His son Kumaraswamy definitely must have got a blank cheque signed from HD senior! No wonder father-son seemed to have distanced themselves light years apart in the near past!

I can safely assume that there isn’t any embarrassing moment than to see your own photo on cover page fast asleep. And if you happen be to the Prime Minister, the feeling can just get worse!

===Wonder whether Rabri Devi ever read any “paper” leave alone a “document” when she ran Bihar from her kitchen! Did she ever sign? I have my doubts. Even she did I believe she must have used her thumb impression on Day 1. Lalu must have heard this, and had a rubber stamp of “Rabri L Devi” home delivered! Otherwise why would have you such “respected” Public Figures being called Rubber Stamp Chief Ministers?

===The very recent incident, which I was amazed of, was again with the Gowdas! Kumaraswamy packed off all his MLAs to a Resort! This is not the first time he did that, but second in 6months! Now first, the purpose is to treat the MLAs for their “contribution” to the party. And the real reason being, so that his MLAs could not defect! He is a smart man though, with the fact that he even got mobile jammers installed all over the Resort, so that no other party member could even reach his MLAs. What about the land-phones?

===Our Advani once went to Pakistan. He was so overwhelmed by the welcome he received, that he was all at sea how to thank the Pakistanis. Guess he forgot that such welcomes are a part and parcel of political visits. Nevertheless, Advani wanted to still thank Musharaf so he began to praise Jinnah, assuming Musharaf would understand the indirect reference to him. Or was it? I am sure Vajpayee must have called up Advani and told him “Advaniji, (pause) Muslim vote (pause, pause) Pakistan mein nahi (big pause) Gujarat mein chahiye”!

===This one is fresh from today’s front page. And ridiculous of ‘em all! On the occasion of Indira Gandhi’s Death Anniversary some Madhu Koda said “Today is also Sonia Gandhi's martyrdom day...”! Err he accidentally misplaced Indira with Sonia! You can’t blame him, since his mind was perhaps on counting the number of people attending the gathering. But then the explanation comes "Apna aadarniya neta ke naam to haar waqt leteh hein (I often take her name (Sonia Gandhi), and naturally it slipped out”. Now was that required?

I wonder how and when our politician just about turn so ridiculous, that even personal image is then at behest of rhetoric they practice. There isn’t any substance left, while all they can see, if “recovery” of the money invested by their respective parties for the last election.

Off course the logic goes like this, since we invested for the election “amongst” the people, we indeed need to “recover” it back, with some “reasonable” margin, so that we are back again with fresh investments 5years later! I think such “investments” need to be made legal and rechristened as PIIs, Political Institutional Investors! Is Damodaran hearing?